Mappa Mundi
The recession really has caused some cutbacks. Last year, a pilot hero landed a motherfucking passenger jet on the motherfucking Hudson. This year, a pilot hero landed a single-engine Cessna on the New Jersey turnpike.
Made my day.

Ads placed by Google next to a (legitimate) GMail message with today's
winning lottery numbers. Apparently, people who play the lottery also
are interested in selling their gold teeth, knowing more about short
term investments, getting rid of bad breath, buying cheap business
cards, getting to know Ricarda M. (who t.f. is Ricarda M.?) and
consulting a clairvoyant.
From the Things Any TV Reporter Wants - and needs - to Do on Camera Once in his/her Life Dept.
Just between you and me: Do you really expect me to repost the body-scanner cartoon you've seen almost everywhere else already?
Thought so.
(Translation of the bubble text: People can't wait to step through since we put the stupid apple on it.)